Wait... what?

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

princessfreakazoid:

larry-while-were-young:

princessfreakazoid:

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

how the fuck would you know that

because i know things

i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

wearethemusicmakerz:

She’s like Thor

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER. BLESS THIS POST

n3kok4nno:

spider8utts:

celestier:

Feferi doodle before bed.

you draw her so cute im dead

shrapnelsoup:

“hang on, i’m coming!!!”

uxiebunny:

cheCKING YOUR INBOX AND FINDING MESSAGES THAT TUMBLR NEVER ALERTED YOU OF

watchtheskytonight:

thegirlwiththeequalistglove:

I will always, always, reblog this. It never ceases to make me laugh

THE MEN OF TUMBLR COME WITH INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGES FOR LADIES

“Hi Mom”

why can a bottle of pepsi waterbend but i can’t

why can a bottle of pepsi waterbend but i can’t